令人噴飯的中式英語

love who who  愛誰誰

watch sister  表妹

no three no four 不三不四

you me you me  彼此彼此 　　

you give me stop! 你給我站住！

American Chinese not enough 美中不足

You don't bird me, I don't bird you  你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 　

I will give you some color to see see! 我要給你點顏色看看!

you try try see！你試試看！

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大今年25。

You ask me，me ask who？ 你問我，我問誰?

We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？

people mountain people sea 人山人海

Horse horse tiger tiger. 馬馬虎虎

Know is know, no know is no know. 知之為知之，不知為不知

As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠

One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! 關於一場車禍的描述

Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

Four Glad Meatballs. 四喜丸子

Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子雞

If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!  
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